Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Ten Things I Learned From Super Bowl Commercials



1) Will Ferrell is the funniest man alive.
2) Sexism is alive and well in 2008. (GoDaddy.com is edifying our culture, one stripping woman at a time)
3) Beer companies think that men are big, stupid oafs that will laugh at anything.
4) Beer companies are right.
5) Dalmatians can train clydesdale horses.
6) I can barely remember what product the commercials were advertising.
7) Racism is alive and well in 2008.  (Did you catch those sales lead pieces of crap?)
8) Drinking soda makes you bi-partisan.
9) The kids from "The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe" have all hit puberty.
10) For the first time in years, the game was actually better than the commercials!

1 comment:

Joseph Butterworth said...

Agreed. Especially #2 and #7. I guess this wouldn't come as a surprise to anyone, but I was typically on the computer during the game and then I would look up for the commercials.